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*NEW RELEASE - ZTFO - ZTFO is the stunningly potent child of parents GodfatherOG and Purple Gushers. Boasting a terpene profile previously requiring multiple Indica strains to attain, and consistently testing at a potency above 30% THC, ZTFO is truly guaranteed to live up to its name (Zen the F*ck Out)! Offering an onset that seems to melt away stress easily for most, followed by an almost over-whelmingly relaxing but intense body high, ZTFO provides the full body of Indica effects, plus some. Wildly popular, we must indicate caution for novice users, especially if you have anything to do... BUT TRULY ZTFO!

Main Terpenes: Myrcene, b-Caryophyllene, Ocimene, a-Bisabolol, a-Pinene, Linalool, Limonene, Terpinolene, Humulene, b-Pinene, Nerolidol

Effects Most Described: Relaxed, Sedative, Euphoria, Tension Release, Couchlock, Sleepy

Medical Conditions Most Sought For: Stress, Anxiety,  Muscle Tension, Pain and  Sleep

*NEW RELEASE - Runtz -  Runtz is an uncommon strain with an uncommon taste. You’ll recognize the  candy-like flavor that gave it its name. As a fairly evenly bred Hybrid, Runtz provides the best of both worlds with both a euphoric head high and a bone-deep body buzz. The body buzz helps stimulate relaxation and offers an escape from the pain of daily life while also facilitating chronic and anxiety to quickly melt away.  After this strain has kept you high for hours, it tends to wind down into a sweet, dreamy sleep. There are several Runtz phenotypes out there, but our indica/sativa  blend is within the 40/60 range most sought after. Runtz  is a well-bred and stable cross between Zkittlez and Gelato.... and is like candy for the soul! 

Main Terpenes: Myrcene, d-Limonene, Humulene, Ocimene, b-Caryophyllene, Farnescene, Terpineol, b-Pinene  

Effects Most Described: Happy, Relaxed, Euphoric, Physically Sedative

Medical Conditions Most Sought For: Stress, Anxiety,  Muscle Tension and  Sleep.

*NEW RELEASE - Chiquita Banana OG -  Chiquita Banana OG  is a Sativa dominant hybrid originating from Utoptia Farms. This three way cross of OG Kush, Banana and Original Haze is rare, highly sought after, and force to be reckoned with due to the monstrous 33%+ THC levels and unique terpene profile. Known to have  stupefying cerebral stimulation and heavy physical effects, Chiquita Banana OG can induce uplifting cerebral euphoria, improve mood, boost creativity and energizes the mind.  However one should keep in mind that as its effects progress sedation can kick in with an overwhelming body-buzz with higher doses.

Main Terpenes: d-Limonene, Humulene, Myrcene, b-Caryophyllene, Fenchol, Terpineol, b-Pinene, Ocimene  

Effects Most Described: Creative, Happy, Cebrebral, Euphoric, Mentally Energizing, Physically Sedative

Medical Conditions Most Sought For: Stress, Anxiety, Nausea, Muscle Tension and  Select Seizures.

Snoop Dogg OG -  Snoop Dogg OG is a 70% indica-dominant hybrid strain that is said to contain genetics from Lemon OG and NYC Diesel. The kushy, diesel aromas of Snoop Dogg OG dominate the less prominent citrus notes, making this strain remarkably similar to OG Kush in both aroma and taste. Snoop Dogg OG begins with a wave of racing creativity that later ebbs into a more balanced focus and ends in slight couch-lock with a bit of the munchies.

Main Terpenes: b-Caryophyllene, Myrcene,  d-Limonene, Humulene, Sabinene.  

Effects Most Described: Creative, Happy, Cebrebral, Focus, Sleepy

Medical Conditions Most Sought For: Stress, Anxiety, Mood Swings, Arthritis, Appetite

Willie Nelson -  Winner of the 2005 High Times Cannabis Cup in the sativa category, Willie Nelson is a mostly sativa cannabis strain that is lauded for its euphoric, creative effects, and  has a fan base to rival its namesake.  Consumers love that this strain leaves them clear-headed, allowing them to perform artistic or social activities. Interestingly enough,  Willie Nelson is an F1 hybrid of Vietnamese Black and Highland Nepali originally created by Reeferman Genetics, and features a sweet, piney, woodsy, and citrus flavor profile that is difficult to describe and nearly impossible to find in other strains due to its unique terpene profile.

Main Terpenes: Limonene, Caryophyllene, b-Pinene,  a-Pinene, Humulene, Myrcene, Fenchol.  

Effects Most Described: Creative, Happy, Euphoric, Uplifted, Energetic

Medical Conditions Most Sought For: Stress, Anxiety, Depression, ADHD, ADD

DJ Short Blueberry -   DJ Short Blueberry is a living legend. This is, was, and forever will be the west coast Blueberry varietal. The strain is sought-after and has been spliced into many different hybridized strains, but there is only one original. DSBs genetics stem from DJ Short’s travels through Central America and Southeast Asia, where he gathered robust land-race genetics that would later blossom into some of the most revered cannabis strains on the planet. Finding the true DSB is harder than it sounds, but since you have, savor it! You will be igniting a piece of cannabis history. Expect beautiful sedative effects that are second only to the incredible berry flavor of this flower. 

Main Terpenes: Linalool, Caryophyllene, Myrcene, b-Pinene, Limonene, Terpinolene, a-Pinene, Humulene  

Effects Most Described: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric, Uplifted, Sleepy

Medical Conditions Most Sought For: Stress, Pain, Anxiety, Depression, Insomnia

Girl Scout Cookies -  Girl Scout Cookies is an OG Kush and Durban Poison hybrid cross whose reputation grew too large to stay within the borders of its California homeland. With a sweet and earthy aroma, GSC launches you to the top floor of euphoria where full-body relaxation meets a time-bending cerebral space. A little goes a long way with this hybrid, whose THC heights have won GSC numerous Cannabis Cup awards.

Main Terpenes: Myrcene, Linalool, a-Pinene, Limonene, b-Caryophyllene

Effects Most Described: Happy, Relaxed, Creative, Euphoric, Uplifted

Medical Conditions Most Sought For: Stress, Pain, Anxiety, Depression

Original OG Kush -  OG Kush was first cultivated in Florida, in the early ‘90s when a strain from Northern California was crossed with a Hindu Kush plant from Amsterdam. The result was a hybrid with a unique terpene profile that boasts a complex aroma with notes of fuel, skunk, and spice. OG Kush arrived in Los Angeles in 1996 when Matt “Bubba” Berger brought it (along with “The Bubba,” which was later used to create the famed Bubba Kush) from Florida to legendary cultivator Josh D. Since then, OG Kush has become a worldwide staple used to create numerous famous strains.

Main Terpenes: Limonene, Myrcene, b-Caryophyllene, b-Pinene, Linalool, Fenchol, Phytol

Effects Most Described: Happy, Relaxed, Euphoric, Hungry, Sedated, Uplifted

Medical Conditions Most Sought For: Stress, Pain, Anxiety

Lemon Gelato – A Cross between Master Kush, Sunset Sherbet and Lemon Tree, this Bay Area, California native gets its name from the fruity, dessert-like aroma and the sweet flavors of lemon, cream and citrus mix exceptionally well with the earthy kush undertones. Lemon Gelato is the perfect solution for when the stresses of life have you feeling … not "ZenAsFuck".

Main Terpenes: Limonene, Myrcene, b-Caryophyllene, Ocimene, a-Pinene, Terpinolene

Effects Most Described: Happy, Energized, Uplifted, Relaxed, Euphoric, Creative

Medical Conditions Most Sought For: Stress, Anxiety, Depression

Sherbet Cookies -  Girl Scout Cookies crossed with Pink Panties, Sherbert Cookies exhibits powerful, full-body effects elevated by a jolt of cerebral energy. A complex aroma colors Sherbert Cookies with notes of skunky citrus, sweet berry, and that candy-like smell redolent of its GSC parent. Stress, tension, and sour moods melt away with the carefree mindset and physical relaxation that comes with this rich hybrid.

Main Terpenes: b-Caryophyllene, Linalool, Humulene, Myrcene, Terpineol, b-Pinene, a-Pinene

Effects Most Described: Happy, Relaxed, Euphoric, Uplifted, Giddy

Medical Conditions Most Sought For: Stress, Anxiety, Depression

Godfather OG -  Dubbed “The Don of All OGs,” this strain has quite a name to live up to. A popular medical strain in Southern California, Godfather OG, is often recommended for insomnia and pain due to its potency and highly sedative properties. The Don is a result of crossing XXX OG and Alpha OG, and there is a kushy spiciness in its scent coupled with skunk and some subtle grape notes. Godfather OG is powerful; with THC levels that have been measured above 28%, this strain is an offer you can’t refuse. 

Main Terpenes: Limonene, Myrcene, b-Caryophyllene, b-Pinene, Nerolidol, Linalool, Fenchol, Terpineol

Effects Most Described: Relaxed, Sedated, Hungy, Couchlocked, Euphoric, Sleepy

Medical Conditions Most Sought For: Insomnia, Depression, Anorexia

The Skunk -  The Skunk is a hybrid strain that has influenced cannabis on a global scale, parenting a horde of Skunk crosses since it first bloomed in the late 1970s. As the original genetics of Skunk was all but lost, Sacred Seed Co. bred Skunk #1 using diverse genetics from around the world; Afghani, Acapulco Gold, and Colombian Gold varieties converged through an intricate selective breeding process that spanned several generations, and finally the genetic cornerstone of countless cannabis hybrids was born. However, true Skunk still grows indigenously deep in the mountains of the Ozarks, and breeding the two has produced “The Skunk”, by ZenAsFuck. Our hybrid offers the aromatic funk and elevated creativity of natural Ozark Skunk and its high-energy buzz, while stress melts away with Skunk #1’s potency. 

Main Terpenes: Myrcene, Alpha-Pinene, Limonene, Terpinolene, b-Caryophyllene, Phellandrene, Camphene, Linalool, Humulene, Farnesene

Effects Most Described: Energetic, Focused, Happy, Euphoric, Hungry, Creative

Medical Conditions Most Sought For: Anxiety, Depression, Anorexia

Original Pineapple Express – Made Trendy by the movie starring Seth Rogan, Pineapple Express combines the potent and flavorful forces of parent strains Trainwreck and Hawaiian. The smell is likened to fresh apple and mango, with a taste of pineapple, pine, and cedar. This hard-hitting hybrid provides a long-lasting energetic buzz perfect for productive afternoons and creative escapes. 

Main Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Terpinolene, Myrcene, Limonene, Linalool, Ocimene, a-Pinene, b-Pinene, Valencene

Effects Most Described: Energetic, Focused, Happy, Relaxed, Euphoric, Creative

Medical Conditions Most Sought For: Anxiety, Depression, Arthritis

Zkittlez -  Zkittlez is an indica-dominant mix of Grape Ape and Grapefruit that is crossed with another undisclosed strain to produce this candy-flavored strain bred by 3rd Gen Family and Terp Hogz. Zkittez emits a sweet, tropical blend of fruit flavors enjoyed by many. The effects of Zkittlez are calming, leaving consumers focused, alert, and happy while relaxing the body to help unwind any time of day.

Main Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Humulene, Linalool, Bisabolol, b-Pinene, Terpineol, Citronellol, Geraniol, Myrcene, a-Pinene, Borneol

Effects Most Described: Relaxed, Focused, Happy, Spacial

Medical Conditions Most Sought For: Pain, Anxiety, Depression

Cherry Garcia – Apply named after the Ben and Jerrys flavor, and making a respectful nod to the late Jerry Garcia of the Grateful Dead, Cherry Garcia is an exceptionally sweet combination of Cherry Pie, Cherry AK and Sundae Driver. The flavor profile of this strain is unusually sweet with a funky, fruit, but yet pungent follow through. 

Main Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Linalool, Ocimene, Myrcene, Humulene, Bisabolol, Terpineol, Geraniol, a-Pinene, Borneol

Effects Most Described: Relaxed, Happy, Uplifted

Medical Conditions Most Sought For: Anxiety, Depression

Kosher Kush -  DNA Genetics Kosher Kush originated in Los Angeles as a handful of clones snuck back from Israel were bred into stable perfection using OG Kush. Winner of High Times Cannabis Cup’s Best Indica in 2010 and 2011, as well as Best Strain in 2011, Kosher Kush produces staggering levels of THC. Known as one of the more smelly OG Kush-related strains, it has a unique yet familiar smell reminiscent of rich earth and fruit, and is considered by many to be one of the tastiest cannabis profiles. The high experienced is typical of many heavy strains, producing pronounced relaxation and pain relief, with sleep or couch-lock often following close behind. 

Main Terpenes: b-Caryophyllene, Myrcene, d-Limonene, Nerolidol, L-Pinene, a-Terpineol, a-Pinene, Camphene.

Effects Most Described: Relaxed, Sedated, Happy, Sleepy

Medical Conditions Most Sought For: Pain, Sleep, Anxiety

Wedding Cake -  Wedding Cake is a uplifting indica-dominant hybrid strain known for its relaxing and euphoric effects. Wedding cake is rich and tangy with earthy and peppery flavors. According to breeder Seed Junky Genetics, Wedding Cake, also known as Pink Cookies, is a phenotype of Triangle Mints. This delectable treat of this strain should be enjoyed with a double dose of care due to its extremely high THC content.

Main Terpenes: Limonene, Myrcene, Ocimene, b-Caryophyllene, Humulene, Bisabolol, a-Pinene, Terpinolene, b-Pinene

Effects Most Described: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric, Uplifted, Hungry

Medical Conditions Most Sought For: Anxiety, Insomnia and Stress

DoSiDos  - Do-Si-Dos is an indica-dominant hybrid with qualities similar to its FaceOff OG & GSC parentage, with a touch of sweet. The aroma is pungent, sweet, and earthy with slight floral funkiness all at the same time. These classic OG aromas blend nicely with medical-grade body effects that lean toward the sedative side. Enjoy a stoney, in-your-face buzz from the start that melts down over the body.

Main Terpenes: Linalool, Humulene, Nerolidol, b-Pinene, Limonene, Fenchol, Myrcene.

Effects Most Described: Relaxed, Happy, Sedated, Couchlock, Cerebral

Medical Conditions Most Sought For: Anxiety, Pain, Stress

Gorilla Glue – Now called “Original Glue” (because the Brand “Gorilla Glue sued the breeder), Gorilla Glue was created in Las Vegas, NV by crossing Chem’s Sister with Chocolate Diesel and Sour Dubb. The results are a potent flower with a piney, chocolaty, diesel aroma and some kind of oddly hard to place sweet follow through. It has been reported to be great for PTSD, and to produce euphoria, and sleepiness, making this a highly popular strain among veteran cannabis consumers.

Main Terpenes: b-Caryophyllene, Myrcene, d-Limonene, Linalool, b-Pinene, a-Pinene, Terpinolene.

Effects Most Described: Relaxed, Happy, Sedated, Couchlock, Euphoric

Medical Conditions Most Sought For: Anxiety, PTSD, Pain, Stress

Jesus OG – The Jesus OG strain is one of TGA Genetics‘ latest creations. It was developed using the Hells Angel OG strain and Subcool‘s classic Jack the Ripper hybrid. It is smooth on the inhale and leaves a mild taste on the palate somewhat reminiscent of Chemdawg. The terpene profile of Jesus OG is all over the place due to its large cross, so it is known for being tangy, sweet, pungent and earthy… depending on who you ask.

Main Terpenes: Limonene, Myrcene, b-Caryophyllene, b-Pinene, Linalool, Fenchol, Terpineol

Effects Most Described: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric, Hungry

Medical Conditions Most Sought For: Anxiety, Stress