Namaste Bitches.
All Natural, High Purity, Terpene Rich & THC Laden... for the Discriminating Palate.
What is TerpSerum?
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The Purest High Quality Distillate and the Purest Cannabis Terpenes... Nothing Else.
Our mission is to provide true concentrate and cannabis connoisseurs with EXACTLY what they crave. How do we do it? (yea, right... we're not giving up that secret!) We will promise you this however, we only use top-shelf, terpene rich cannabis FLOWER. We never, AND WE MEAN NEVER, add any "cut" of any kind... not glycerin, PG, Vitamin E Acetate, fake-ass terpenes or any other gross tasting and unhealthy substances to our product. As a matter of fact, we do not add ANYTHING else to our product. PERIOD. All flowers are lab tested prior to extraction, and our final product is always lab tested batch by batch to ensure delivery of the highest purity, richest terpene content & highest potency products to our customers. Our product speaks for itself, and we have no doubt it will be love at first puff! 700mg
Zen As Fuck Terpserum - UNMATCHED.
Only the Highest Quality Cannabis - And NOTHING Else!
Our Selections Guaranteed to Get You Zen As Fuck!
Our TerpSerum™ Cartridges .8g - 700mg
$45 @ Fine Dispensaries
**VAPE CARTRIDGES and DAB DARTS**
ZTFO (ZAF Original strain), Runtz, Chiquita Banana OG, Willie Nelson, Original DJ Short Blueberry, Girl Scout Cookies, OG Kush, Lemon Gelato, Sherbet Cookies, Godfather OG, The Skunk, Original Pineapple Express, Zkittlez, Cherry Garcia, Kosher Kush, Wedding Cake, DoSiDos, Gorilla Glue & Jesus OG
Gourmet Honey Spun Cacao Chocolate Bars - Xtra Large
$35 @ Fine Dispensaries
Highly Refined and Manuka Honey Spun, with no less than 28% Pure Cacao! My God These Are Decadently Delish! Extra Large Bar with 24 Squares, made in Limited Edition Batches of only 300! 3 Lucky Winners Per Batch!
Oreo Banana Foster, Celebrate Cake and Cookies & Crème Brulée
Rose Gold Collection THCP & Anthocyanin Rich
Limited Edition
NEW RELEASE! The Rose Gold Collection by ZenAsFuck is a truly rare and unique line featuring a THCP & Anthocyanin rich cannabis strain from Spain, combined with the current TerpSerum strain selections we offer that you already love! Absolutely beautiful, but do NOT underestimate the potency of these rare gems!
Our Dab Darts .5g TerpSerum™ Syringes
$35 @ Fine Dispensaries
ZTFO (ZAF Original strain), Runtz, Chiquita Banana OG, Willie Nelson, Original DJ Short Blueberry, Girl Scout Cookies, OG Kush, Lemon Gelato, Sherbet Cookies, Godfather OG, The Skunk, Original Pineapple Express, Zkittlez, Cherry Garcia, Kosher Kush, Wedding Cake, DoSiDos, Gorilla Glue & Jesus OG
The Sauce - 2oz. NanoTHC Drink Additive
$45 @ Fine Dispensaries
Ready to get Sauced?? NOT your typical Cannabis Syrup! This highly advanced Drink Additive utilizes NanoTHC for faster absorption, less cannabinoid loss with a higher bioavailability and longer duration! Completely water soluble, this product has been touted to make the BEST infused drinks by many Cannabis Chefs.
"ICE" 98%+ Pure THC Isolate & TerpDiamonds™ - 1g
$50 @ Fine Dispensaries
A truly high-end concentrate line for the discriminating cannabis connoisseur! Highly concentrated and purified above 98%, both "ICE" (aptly named for its shaved ice-like shimmer and look) and "TerpDiamonds" are one of the most potent and highly sought after cannabis concentrates in the industry to date!